Monday, June 29, 2009

JUICED

Baby shows no signs of autism after reckless parents force 3 immunizations in 1 day.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

NO TOYS FOR TOT

Baby's attempt to obtain new toys thwarted by other baby backed by parents and random adults.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

A NEW DAY

Baby and Journalist Rat form crib-cuddling pact; mirroring Obama Administration?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

HOUSE OF FILTH

All members of the family skip bathing - wallow in own grime.

Monday, June 22, 2009

FIRST AMENDMENT DEAD

Journalist Rat shelved in Free Speech Zone to provide "More room for Baby."

Friday, June 19, 2009

BEGGER'S FEAST

Baby taken to restaurant and forced to eat family's food, oranges.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

FOLLOW THE FLOW

Baby given late P.M. cake to extend waking day and string of abnormal 10 A.M. waking times.

Monday, June 15, 2009

POOPLET PROTEST

Hour of screaming ends early, unjust bedtime.