JUICED

Baby shows no signs of autism after reckless parents force 3 immunizations in 1 day.

NO TOYS FOR TOT

Baby's attempt to obtain new toys thwarted by other baby backed by parents and random adults.

A NEW DAY

Baby and Journalist Rat form crib-cuddling pact; mirroring Obama Administration?

HOUSE OF FILTH

All members of the family skip bathing - wallow in own grime.

FIRST AMENDMENT DEAD

Journalist Rat shelved in Free Speech Zone to provide "More room for Baby."

BEGGER'S FEAST

Baby taken to restaurant and forced to eat family's food, oranges.

FOLLOW THE FLOW

Baby given late P.M. cake to extend waking day and string of abnormal 10 A.M. waking times.

POOPLET PROTEST

Hour of screaming ends early, unjust bedtime.