NOT-SO ITSY BITSY SPIDER

House thrust into turmoil as baby confronts mother's mortality after spider encounter

"DADA, ALL DONE!"

Morning cries from the basement ignored; answered by Mamma

TALK TO THE HAND

Baby learns sign language so as to better educate ignorant parents

"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!"

Baby's ability to roam zoo restricted; melts down while avoiding sunburn