"YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY DUPLOS"

Toddler leaves guidelines for parents. Duplos permitted. Kitchen and Potty Bear forbidden.

ENDLESS TIMEOUT

Toddler forced to endure lengthy timeout and mouth full of food

"WE'RE GOIN TO CHURCH AND WE'RE NOT DRINKIN"

Toddler lays down Sunday night agenda with a touch of temperance

UNCONFIRMED BROWNOUT

Toddler accuses father of pooping pants, needing diaper change

BROKEN PROMISES

Elmo stickers no longer awarded for using potty

TROPIC OF MICHIGAN?

Poor parental planning leaves 24 month baby in University of Michigan onesie that must be worn pantless for entire season

BRAINWASHED

Child forced to watch hours of Michigan Football Propaganda in anticipation of the new season

TRAIL OF TEARS

Baby cries all the way home. Forced to endure humiliation of 1 shoe and dirty hands

"CLOTHES OFF, SHAKE IT"

Toddler's prurient request of grandmother reveals deeper problems in parenting

"I'M PRETTY SAD!"

Toddler uses words and dramatic display to convey desire for pacifier and cuddles

BOAT BABY

Toddler set adrift like Haitian refugee in pool of grandparent making

DAIRY DENIAL

Baby forced home without partaking in purchased yogurt. Denied simple request of spoon.

"READY TO PLAY"

Baby ready for something other than bedtime following bath

LOOK, DON'T TOUCH!

Baby forced to watch parents eat without partaking in meal

"BYE BYE!"

Baby hands out invitations for others to leave