"YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY DUPLOS"

Toddler leaves guidelines for parents. Duplos permitted. Kitchen and Potty Bear forbidden.

ENDLESS TIMEOUT

Toddler forced to endure lengthy timeout and mouth full of food

"WE'RE GOIN TO CHURCH AND WE'RE NOT DRINKIN"

Toddler lays down Sunday night agenda with a touch of temperance

UNCONFIRMED BROWNOUT

Toddler accuses father of pooping pants, needing diaper change