TODDLER TERROR!

Baby and Toddler team up to ruin day with fussies, poopies, peepees, crying, whining, and Grandma's soiled rug

NAP TRAP

Toddler shows up parents by playing in crib alone for 2 and a half hours instead of napping

ONE AND DONE

Toddler ballet canceled after 1 performance; Lacked direction, choreography, dancing

"THAT'S MINE!"

Toddler becomes Little FDR to save Fisher Price economy. Little People hoarding of chocolate gold coins ends in confiscation.

"I GONNA PLUCK YOUR EYE!"

Toddler levels threats if playtime demands aren't met by neglectful grandparents

LITTLE MISS MANNERS

"Mommy doesn't know how to say 'Please.' But I do."

SILENCED!

Debate on where to place corndog on face stifled by paternalistic order: "NOWHERE!"

"HOORAY PEEPEES! HOORAY SPIDERS!"

Potty training gets creepy and crawly

"I GONNA WATCH YOU POOP!"

Crappy parenting results in toddler's disturbing outburst

NUDGED TO SLEEP

Paci banished as apathetic toddler slumbers in peace. Lazy parents celebrate not having to finish washing crib sheets.

BIG GIRL - BIG DAY

January 26 first day completed without accident in Big Girl Pants!

CHANGE OF NAME

Toddler declares herself "Christopher Robin" and insists that Mommy and Daddy honor the change.

FATHERLY FOOL

"I was pretending to sleep when you came in here."

FOOD TO THE FLOOR

Artistic expression squelched by angry mother

STROKED OUT PARENTING

Bad parenting leads toddler to exclaim, "I'm makin fishy face cuz I'm strokin!"

SURE, WHY NOT?

Toddler not phased that baby is living in mother's tummy

"DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT SHOVEL!"

Toddler explains safety to oblivious father shoveling driveway

OLD BEFORE HER TIME

Baby forced to skip nap/paci in the interest of "trying" new "Big Girl Bed"