"I GONNA WATCH YOU POOP!"

Crappy parenting results in toddler's disturbing outburst

NUDGED TO SLEEP

Paci banished as apathetic toddler slumbers in peace. Lazy parents celebrate not having to finish washing crib sheets.

BIG GIRL - BIG DAY

January 26 first day completed without accident in Big Girl Pants!

CHANGE OF NAME

Toddler declares herself "Christopher Robin" and insists that Mommy and Daddy honor the change.

FATHERLY FOOL

"I was pretending to sleep when you came in here."

FOOD TO THE FLOOR

Artistic expression squelched by angry mother

STROKED OUT PARENTING

Bad parenting leads toddler to exclaim, "I'm makin fishy face cuz I'm strokin!"

SURE, WHY NOT?

Toddler not phased that baby is living in mother's tummy

"DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT SHOVEL!"

Toddler explains safety to oblivious father shoveling driveway

OLD BEFORE HER TIME

Baby forced to skip nap/paci in the interest of "trying" new "Big Girl Bed"