TODDLER TERROR!

Baby and Toddler team up to ruin day with fussies, poopies, peepees, crying, whining, and Grandma's soiled rug

NAP TRAP

Toddler shows up parents by playing in crib alone for 2 and a half hours instead of napping

ONE AND DONE

Toddler ballet canceled after 1 performance; Lacked direction, choreography, dancing

"THAT'S MINE!"

Toddler becomes Little FDR to save Fisher Price economy. Little People hoarding of chocolate gold coins ends in confiscation.

"I GONNA PLUCK YOUR EYE!"

Toddler levels threats if playtime demands aren't met by neglectful grandparents

LITTLE MISS MANNERS

"Mommy doesn't know how to say 'Please.' But I do."

SILENCED!

Debate on where to place corndog on face stifled by paternalistic order: "NOWHERE!"